okay, so I keep getting the most bizarre messages in my inbox. Something about a Twilight Sparkle? I dunno who or what that is. Also, something about wishing me luck? Something about me leaving on a journey or something? I can tell ya one thing, I haven’t left this barn house since I woke up.
I still don’t got a clue wha t that letter is supposed to meen, since my sister seems to be useless. well, aside from drinking, there ain’t much to do round these parts. It really is boring as all hell around here. Send me a message or something? That’d be mighty neighborly of ya. Make sure it’s not stupid though.
This is a rather unexpected and unplanned for turn of events
I could be a bit more diligent on my end but where’s the fun in that
Twilight Sparkle seems a lot more keen than I had previously assumed Could it be that she is somehow resisting my control
Improbable Unheard of Nigh impossible
Just because dear Applejack makes it to the Interstice does not mean she will make it to the Nexus And even if she did I have bolstered my fortifications with other deterrents Nothing can silence the will of Genuvial
Not even the Pantheon
This could be problematic but I won’t stop them I’m a fan of sport
This wouldn’t be nearly as fun without a challenge
Let’s see what they can do
APPLEJACK: MADNESS RETURNS
SPECIAL 5,000 FOLLOWERS POST
Thanks to Jitters for this awesome humanized Alice!AJ image, and a very special thanks to all our followers! You guys are amazing. There’s definitely some symbolism in this image pertaining to Crapplejack, and just a tiny spoiler: AJ is going to be going to a “Wonderland” of sorts very soon. I hope all you guys stick around to see what we have in store!
We love you guys! - Devnul, Jitters, Mess and Firebyte
Perhaps my sarcasm was a bit premature
Applejack hopes that Twilight Sparkle will be able to offer some advice and assistance
Its obvious she will be a great help
Wow, holy fuff. This is the second musical submission I’ve gotten, and I am once again thoroughly impressed! Check out this awesome atmospheric instrumental by Cloud Storm called “Broken Honesty”, dedicated to this very blog. Thanks for this great fan work, you guys are truly awesome. - Devnul
Alright, well, if somepony wrote something on that paper it’s in some foreign language I can’t read. I’m going to get back to doin some more important things, like getting shit-faced.
Remember, if y’all want to send me some messages, feel free and I’ll try to respond. It’s hard though coz I got over a thousand of them things in my inbox.
This is not the Ponyville Applejack remembers
It is far more beautiful now
I see Applejack would like to inquire about me
I am rather curious as to what she could possibly find out
Her hope is false rest assured